Exclusive: Trump-elect anoints Marlboro Man as designate under-secretary of Health

Following Amazing Rocket Ship’s recent meeting with Trump-elect [see here}, a back-channel was established that has now borne fruit – Marlboro Man himself is being resurrected to serve in the new Administration to promote good health. And why not? After all when first formed Marlboro Man was indeed the personification of an ideal – women loved him (as they seem to love Trump-elect) and with the crush-proof packaging, well, that speaks for itself. As the ad says: ‘This one you’ll like’. A lot to like!

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Marlboro Man is nominated in the new Trump Administration

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