Amazing Rocket Ship walks independently for the very first time: baby steps

The boffins at the Rocket Ship Foundation have done it again – giving Amazing Rocket Ship a set of feet to make safe manoeuvres on extraterrestrial terrains. Watch this little video of Amazing Rocket Ship’s first baby steps.

[Also known as RS042 in the Complete Catalogue*: 95mmx45mm. Brass, tin and plastic clockwork.]

  • What is the Complete Catalogue? The master checklist of every Amazing Rocket Ship built by the Rocket Ship Foundation, the parent organisation. This checklist is kept in secure conditions, being the benchmark by which each Amazing Rocket Ship is verified for posterity.

Fake White House: dastardly plan by Amazing Rocket Ship

With President Trump out of the country for a few days, Amazing Rocket Ship and a stealth team from the Rocket Ship Foundation have been busy. A fake White House has been assembled [out of cardboard for lightness] and set up in a secret location.

ARS and Fake WHite House

Donald Trump arrives home in Washington and is deceived by the fake White House

The plan is as follows: President Trump and entourage arrive home full of themselves; a convoy of pretend limos takes the great and the good to the Fake White House; whereupon Donald, besides himself with pumped up pride at what he has done as a global statesman, enters the portico [ignorant to the fact this is not his usual residence], and into the bowels of Amazing Rocket Ship, cunningly waiting. The rest is simple – a flick of a switch and the Trump is blown into orbit and everyone gets back to doing what they were doing in early 2016.

Make your own Amazing Rocket Ship [planet optional]

The Rocket Ship Foundation is offering this ‘make-your-own kit’ to the general public in an effort to raise funds for its new program: sending Amazing Rocket Ship to Mars. You can purchase this wonderful kit for a pittance by contacting your local Amazing Rocket Ship representative.

Technical details: Plywood, wire and cotton thread. Approximate dimensions: 21cmx30cm. Model can be customised/painted to individual taste.

Budget priced Amazing Rocket Ships now on sale

The Rocket Ship Foundation, aware that some enthusiasts may not have deep enough pockets for a proper Amazing Rocket Ship, or may not require the huge payload for items such as domestic animals or a case or two of vintage Bordeaux, today presents its budget range.

While there may be some economies, be assured that the manufacturing process is as rigorous, and that your rocket will still be powered by Make-Believeâ„¢.

[RS040 a,b,c in the complete catalogue. Each about 12cm in length.]

Conference of Amazing Rocket Ships

This weekend saw a most unusual event as six Amazing Rocket Ships assembled at the same place for a Parliament to reaffirm commitment to ‘Making Space for Everyone’.

A Parliament of Amazing Rocket Ships assembled

These six Amazing Rocket Ships came together to reaffirm commitment to ‘Make Space for Everyone’.

Beanz Meanz Amazing Rocket Ship

Yummy: although the Rocket Ship Foundation wishes to make it clear that no beans were harmed in the making off this Amazing Rocket Ship (RS036 in the complete catalogue). [24cm x 7.5cm: made from tin; brass; balsa; copper leaf.]