The Rocket Ship Foundation is pleased to offer the portable Amazing Rocket Ship [ARS] for distribution worldwide. Measuring just 165mm by 55mm, you can have your own personally created ARS sent in the post. Contact us today to discuss your requirements.
Amazing Rocket Ship packaged and ready for the mail worldwide
Note: each Amazing Rocket Ship comes with a Certificate Of Authenticity. Do not be taken in by cheap imitators.
On the 20 July 1969 the first feet set down upon the Moon. This was an unprecedented day in the history of humanity, and, to date, has not been surpassed. The Rocket Ship Foundation, parent organisation of Amazing Rocket Ship, offers this dedication to the men and women who made that landing possible.
In honour of the first Moon landing by Armstrong, Aldrin and Collins
In the current uncertain geopolitical climate, the Rocket Ship Foundation launches its own defence system against any possible nuclear escalation by North Korea. The Donald Trump is skinned and his larger-than-life body used as a defence blanket – a shield in the sky – covering Japan. Amazing Rocket Ship will ensure the protective ‘blanket’ is kept in a stationary orbit, as in this artist’s depiction.
Donald Trump becomes a missile defence shield protecting Japan from possible nuclear strike by North Korea
As a child, Amazing Rocket Ship had the great fortune to be taken to the Wimbledon tennis tournament, Centre Court in particular, when Rod Laver was at his peak.
Rod Laver as remembered at the Wimbledon lawn tennis championships by Amazing Rocket Ship
[Followers of this series will be aware of a numbering sequence issue: #3 has yet to appear and will follow in due course.]
Our colleagues [and now friends] at the University of Lewisham have published this image in the renowned international and peer-reviewed journal, Tractus Romanae.
Mosaic of what appears to be an Amazing Rocket Ship discovered by archaeologists in London
Following several years of patient excavation at a location within the known former city limits of Londinium, archaeologists chanced across this mosaic, located beneath a former slaughter house near Marsala Road. Radiocarbon dating places the mosaic at 115 BCE, an incredible finding since the earliest settlement is dated to at least 150 years later. Professor U.R Jo-King explains: ‘It is clear early settlers had contact with some extra-terrestrial object, perhaps indeed a Rocket Ship, as seen in this splendid rendition in mosaic. Further research is necessary to confirm this extraordinary discovery that may well change the course of human history’.
Amazing Rocket Ship introduces a new series : Joyful memories of childhood. These whimsical recollections show Amazing Rocket Ship in a new light, illustrate that once, too, Amazing Rocket Ship had a playful youth, shorn of the burdens of age.
Amazing Rocket Ship remembers scoring the winning goal on a sunny summer’s day.
How many of us can connect with this memory? Thank you, Amazing Rocket Ship for sharing. We look forward to further recollections of joyful childhood.
With President Trump out of the country for a few days, Amazing Rocket Ship and a stealth team from the Rocket Ship Foundation have been busy. A fake White House has been assembled [out of cardboard for lightness] and set up in a secret location.
Donald Trump arrives home in Washington and is deceived by the fake White House
The plan is as follows: President Trump and entourage arrive home full of themselves; a convoy of pretend limos takes the great and the good to the Fake White House; whereupon Donald, besides himself with pumped up pride at what he has done as a global statesman, enters the portico [ignorant to the fact this is not his usual residence], and into the bowels of Amazing Rocket Ship, cunningly waiting. The rest is simple – a flick of a switch and the Trump is blown into orbit and everyone gets back to doing what they were doing in early 2016.