Roman Mosaic discovery places Amazing Rocket Ship in BCE context

Our colleagues [and now friends] at the University of Lewisham have published this image in the renowned international and peer-reviewed journal, Tractus Romanae. 

Mosaic and Amazing Rocket Ship

Mosaic of what appears to be an Amazing Rocket Ship discovered by archaeologists in London

Following several years of patient excavation at a location within the known former city limits of Londinium, archaeologists chanced across this mosaic, located beneath a former slaughter house near Marsala Road. Radiocarbon dating places the mosaic at 115 BCE, an incredible finding since the earliest settlement is dated to at least 150 years later. Professor U.R Jo-King explains: ‘It is clear early settlers had contact with some extra-terrestrial object, perhaps indeed a Rocket Ship, as seen in this splendid rendition in mosaic. Further research is necessary to confirm this extraordinary discovery that may well change the course of human history’.

Joyful memories of childhood: number one

Amazing Rocket Ship introduces a new series : Joyful memories of childhood. These whimsical recollections show Amazing Rocket Ship in a new light, illustrate that once, too, Amazing Rocket Ship had a playful youth, shorn of the burdens of age.

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Amazing Rocket Ship remembers scoring the winning goal on a sunny summer’s day.

How many of us can connect with this memory? Thank you, Amazing Rocket Ship for sharing. We look forward to further recollections of joyful childhood.

Fake White House: dastardly plan by Amazing Rocket Ship

With President Trump out of the country for a few days, Amazing Rocket Ship and a stealth team from the Rocket Ship Foundation have been busy. A fake White House has been assembled [out of cardboard for lightness] and set up in a secret location.

ARS and Fake WHite House

Donald Trump arrives home in Washington and is deceived by the fake White House

The plan is as follows: President Trump and entourage arrive home full of themselves; a convoy of pretend limos takes the great and the good to the Fake White House; whereupon Donald, besides himself with pumped up pride at what he has done as a global statesman, enters the portico [ignorant to the fact this is not his usual residence], and into the bowels of Amazing Rocket Ship, cunningly waiting. The rest is simple – a flick of a switch and the Trump is blown into orbit and everyone gets back to doing what they were doing in early 2016.

French Presidential Elections: Amazing Rocket Ship prepares to go to the polls

Cunningly disguised as a Frenchman, Amazing Rocket Ship is in Paris soaking up election fever, and ready to do the right and proper thing: vote for Emmanuel Macron.

Amazing Rocket Ship in disguise as a Frenchman

Disguised as a Frenchman, Amazing Rocket Ship is in Paris ahead of the second round of voting in the Presidential election.

Note: The Rocket Ship Foundation has not officially endorsed Amazing Rocket Ship’s entry into the affairs of another state, but is hopeful France will do the good and proper thing.

Donald’s 100th day in office doesn’t go quite as planned: thanks to Amazing Rocket Ship

Enough is enough, say we here at the Rocket Ship Foundation. Hence, we came up with a dastardly plan to make sure the President had something truly memorable on his 100th day in the Oval Office. Unbeknown to the Secret Service, Amazing Rocket Ship was able to gain access to the Presidential wardrobe (owing to some highly dubious back channelling through diplomatic circles) and those famous red ties.

Donald Trump and the 100th day doesn't go quite as planned

Donald finds an infiltrator in his wardrobe: his tie explodes and Amazing Rocket Ship takes his head into geo-stationary orbit

Amazing Rocket Ship, concealed as a red tie, then exploded at an opportune moment, sending Donald’s head into geo-stationery orbit and thus averting World War III.

Easter mystery closer to being solved, maybe

Associate professor I.T.S Joka of the University of Lewisham’s Institute of Illuminated Manuscripts has today informed the Rocket Ship Foundation of a most remarkable discovery. Prof. Joka, in an email, states that in the course of his research on some hitherto undocumented papers he came across the one here exclusively illustrated.

Jesus is risen and Amazing Rocket Ship

Illuminated manuscript showing the risen Christ markedly pointing to Amazing Rocket Ship atop a distant hill.

Prof. Joka writes: “This is a remarkable demonstration of the fact that Jesus may have had help in removing the tomb top, a heavy stone slab, and is attesting to this by indicating with his fingers the source: Amazing Rocket Ship sitting on top of a nearby hill.’

The manuscript is undergoing further forensic testing and a paper is due to be published shortly in Annuls of the Philosophic Journal of Lewisham, Modern Edition X.