Fake White House: dastardly plan by Amazing Rocket Ship

With President Trump out of the country for a few days, Amazing Rocket Ship and a stealth team from the Rocket Ship Foundation have been busy. A fake White House has been assembled [out of cardboard for lightness] and set up in a secret location.

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Donald Trump arrives home in Washington and is deceived by the fake White House

The plan is as follows: President Trump and entourage arrive home full of themselves; a convoy of pretend limos takes the great and the good to the Fake White House; whereupon Donald, besides himself with pumped up pride at what he has done as a global statesman, enters the portico [ignorant to the fact this is not his usual residence], and into the bowels of Amazing Rocket Ship, cunningly waiting. The rest is simple – a flick of a switch and the Trump is blown into orbit and everyone gets back to doing what they were doing in early 2016.

Trump protest rally: Amazing Rocket Ship adds weight

The inauguration of Donald Trump has ignited waves of protest around the world, and the Rocket Ship Foundation lost no time in sending a signal to the new administration that it is not going to sit back and play dumb. Amazing Rocket Ship was therefore despatched post haste to add weight and influence to the impassioned Voice of Reason, as shown in this news photo.

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Trump inauguration protest joined by Amazing Rocket Ship

[Note: The Rocket Ship Foundation distances itself entirely from falsehoods that may be put out by the Trump Administration regarding a meeting held in November 2016 between the then President-elect and Amazing Rocket Ship. See here. Yes, a meeting was held, a frank meeting, at which Amazing Rocket Ship sought to sound out Mr Trump on his views on space exploration. Mr Trump replied, ‘Space…there money in Space? Maybe I can rebrand the Moon as LunaTrump and put an Hotel up there. What’d you think Amazing Rocket Ship?’ At which point Amazing Rocket Ship left the meeting, citing a headache.]

Exclusive: Trump-elect anoints Marlboro Man as designate under-secretary of Health

Following Amazing Rocket Ship’s recent meeting with Trump-elect [see here}, a back-channel was established that has now borne fruit – Marlboro Man himself is being resurrected to serve in the new Administration to promote good health. And why not? After all when first formed Marlboro Man was indeed the personification of an ideal – women loved him (as they seem to love Trump-elect) and with the crush-proof packaging, well, that speaks for itself. As the ad says: ‘This one you’ll like’. A lot to like!

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Marlboro Man is nominated in the new Trump Administration

Abraham Lincoln in [confidential] conversation with Amazing Rocket Ship ahead of the US Presidential election

Abraham Lincoln chose to instruct Amazing Rocket Ship to come to his Memorial very recently so he could have a few choice words in confidence ahead of Tuesday’s US Presidential election, which at present is ‘too close to call’. Fearing the worst, Mr Lincoln is rumoured to have sounded Amazing Rocket Ship out on the possibility of stepping ‘into the breach’ should there be no clear mandate. Mr Lincoln is believed to be an admirer of Amazing Rocket Ship’s quest to bring Space to Everyone and noted that though you can fool some of the people all of the time, now is not the time.

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Abraham Lincoln has a quiet word with Amazing Rocket Ship at his Memorial ahead of the US Presidential Election

Donald in debate with Amazing Rocket Ship

Now the advertised Presidential debates are over, it is with humility that the Rocket Ship Foundation is able to announce THE DEBATE with Donald. This has been possible due to lengthy negotiations between Donald’s camp and the Foundation, helped by Amazing Rocket Ship’s contribution to Making Space for Everyone. The Foundation’s first question to Donald is: Do you respect Women and will you, if elected President of the United States of America, Make Space for Everyone, or just yourself and your cronies?

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Donald Trump in debate with Amazing Rocket Ship

 

ABC of Space: R is for Respect

Jumping ahead for a moment in the ABC Book of Space to R, in light of current political developments in the USA presidential campaign. R s for respect, Donald, something about which you have a deficit.

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ABC Book of Space: R is for Respect

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