Amazing Rocket Ships now shipping

The Rocket Ship Foundation is pleased to offer the portable Amazing Rocket Ship [ARS] for distribution worldwide. Measuring just 165mm by 55mm, you can have your own personally created ARS sent in the post. Contact us today to discuss your requirements.

Amazing Rocket Ship ready to post

Amazing Rocket Ship packaged and ready for the mail worldwide

Note: each Amazing Rocket Ship comes with a Certificate Of Authenticity. Do not be taken in by cheap imitators.

Joyful memories of Childhood: 2

The second in an occasional series [find the first here] depicts Amazing Rocket Ship with sibling watching Dad flying a kite on a warm summer Sunday afternoon, somewhere in the Surrey hills.

Memories of childhood 2

Amazing Rocket Ship watches as Dad flies a kite in gentle breeze one summer’s afternoon.

Amazing Rocket Ship walks independently for the very first time: baby steps

The boffins at the Rocket Ship Foundation have done it again – giving Amazing Rocket Ship a set of feet to make safe manoeuvres on extraterrestrial terrains. Watch this little video of Amazing Rocket Ship’s first baby steps.

[Also known as RS042 in the Complete Catalogue*: 95mmx45mm. Brass, tin and plastic clockwork.]

  • What is the Complete Catalogue? The master checklist of every Amazing Rocket Ship built by the Rocket Ship Foundation, the parent organisation. This checklist is kept in secure conditions, being the benchmark by which each Amazing Rocket Ship is verified for posterity.

Fake White House: dastardly plan by Amazing Rocket Ship

With President Trump out of the country for a few days, Amazing Rocket Ship and a stealth team from the Rocket Ship Foundation have been busy. A fake White House has been assembled [out of cardboard for lightness] and set up in a secret location.

ARS and Fake WHite House

Donald Trump arrives home in Washington and is deceived by the fake White House

The plan is as follows: President Trump and entourage arrive home full of themselves; a convoy of pretend limos takes the great and the good to the Fake White House; whereupon Donald, besides himself with pumped up pride at what he has done as a global statesman, enters the portico [ignorant to the fact this is not his usual residence], and into the bowels of Amazing Rocket Ship, cunningly waiting. The rest is simple – a flick of a switch and the Trump is blown into orbit and everyone gets back to doing what they were doing in early 2016.

Make your own Amazing Rocket Ship [planet optional]

The Rocket Ship Foundation is offering this ‘make-your-own kit’ to the general public in an effort to raise funds for its new program: sending Amazing Rocket Ship to Mars. You can purchase this wonderful kit for a pittance by contacting your local Amazing Rocket Ship representative.

Technical details: Plywood, wire and cotton thread. Approximate dimensions: 21cmx30cm. Model can be customised/painted to individual taste.

Donald’s 100th day in office doesn’t go quite as planned: thanks to Amazing Rocket Ship

Enough is enough, say we here at the Rocket Ship Foundation. Hence, we came up with a dastardly plan to make sure the President had something truly memorable on his 100th day in the Oval Office. Unbeknown to the Secret Service, Amazing Rocket Ship was able to gain access to the Presidential wardrobe (owing to some highly dubious back channelling through diplomatic circles) and those famous red ties.

Donald Trump and the 100th day doesn't go quite as planned

Donald finds an infiltrator in his wardrobe: his tie explodes and Amazing Rocket Ship takes his head into geo-stationary orbit

Amazing Rocket Ship, concealed as a red tie, then exploded at an opportune moment, sending Donald’s head into geo-stationery orbit and thus averting World War III.

North Korean missile crisis: Amazing Rocket Ship in diplomatic geo-political shuttle mission

Just back from talks with the North Korean administration [see here], Amazing Rocket Ship headed straight for Washington where US President Donald Trump was told: ‘This ain’t show business, Donald. It’s time for you to behave.’

ARS and Trump in crisis talks

Donald Trump is brought a message by Amazing Rocket Ship