The Paris Accord was heralded by Amazing Rocket Ship way back in December 2015 [see here]. Now President Trump has put his foot in it, as is his way, and says he is an isolationist when it comes to matters of economics/the actual future of our planet. Therefore, two Amazing Rocket Ships have taken it upon themselves to put the USA into isolation – literally – through sending the entire country [with the exception of California and NY] into a geostationary orbit above the planet Earth where it and its president can do no further harm and reflect on their stupidity. If the USA won’t comply with global emissions then let the USA do its dirty deeds in the vacuum of space. Here on Planet Earth Amazing Rocket Ship seeks to ‘make space for everyone’.
With President Trump out of the country for a few days, Amazing Rocket Ship and a stealth team from the Rocket Ship Foundation have been busy. A fake White House has been assembled [out of cardboard for lightness] and set up in a secret location.
The plan is as follows: President Trump and entourage arrive home full of themselves; a convoy of pretend limos takes the great and the good to the Fake White House; whereupon Donald, besides himself with pumped up pride at what he has done as a global statesman, enters the portico [ignorant to the fact this is not his usual residence], and into the bowels of Amazing Rocket Ship, cunningly waiting. The rest is simple – a flick of a switch and the Trump is blown into orbit and everyone gets back to doing what they were doing in early 2016.
Cunningly disguised as a Frenchman, Amazing Rocket Ship is in Paris soaking up election fever, and ready to do the right and proper thing: vote for Emmanuel Macron.
Note: The Rocket Ship Foundation has not officially endorsed Amazing Rocket Ship’s entry into the affairs of another state, but is hopeful France will do the good and proper thing.
In accordance with the guiding principle of the Rocket Ship Foundation – Making Space for Everyone – Amazing Rocket Ship has set off on a whirlwind diplomatic mission to the rogue state of North Korea. North Korean media depicted the event as shown below. The questions are: Is Amazing Rocket Ship pursuing an ethical response to the impending missile crisis? and Is Amazing Rocket Ship being just a wee bit too non-judgemental? Answers please.
This weekend saw a most unusual event as six Amazing Rocket Ships assembled at the same place for a Parliament to reaffirm commitment to ‘Making Space for Everyone’.
The Rocket Ship Foundation and Amazing Rocket Ship wish readers and supporters well for the coming year. In reviewing 2016 we present this gallery of highlights from each month.
It was a busy year here at the Foundation – with Amazing Rocket Ship for the first time playing a significant part in the geo-political scene, with requests coming from far and wide for sound guidance and wise counsel. More than ever Amazing Rocket Ship is likely to be called upon in the ensuing months to push that vital message: Make Space for Everyone. Rest assured Earth – Amazing Rocket Ship is up to the job!
Following Amazing Rocket Ship’s recent meeting with Trump-elect [see here}, a back-channel was established that has now borne fruit – Marlboro Man himself is being resurrected to serve in the new Administration to promote good health. And why not? After all when first formed Marlboro Man was indeed the personification of an ideal – women loved him (as they seem to love Trump-elect) and with the crush-proof packaging, well, that speaks for itself. As the ad says: ‘This one you’ll like’. A lot to like!